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RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest

in Comedy Open Mic3 years ago

Oh hey, thanks, where'd you get this, did you steal it?

You wanna get outta here? Maybe go pick up some trash/get trashed or something?

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I don't remember paying for it so I guess I must have stolen it? What happened here did I miss the action?

No, no, you didn't miss anything. Nothing at all.
Heylook, it's been really nice talking to you for the last, uh, two days, but I gotta bounce. Got an early morning. I really like you, though, so here's my number.
(719) 486-8210
Call me, if you want.

Now where have I seen those numbers before. They look so familiar.

They're yours. I wanted to give you something that I knew you would like.

BUSTED

I wasn't talking to you.

...was I?

I can't remember anymore