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RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest

in Comedy Open Mic3 years ago

Me too!!! I like the lavender flavored ones. You ever chill them? It's like a fancy martini. So cheap, too.

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no i jush trink them right out of the bottle i like to shkirt them right into my mouth. acshly shomtimes i guesh if the whishky bottlesh low i shkirt them rightinto the whishky bottle and shake it up and that ushully holdsh me over tillthe lickershtores opne in the morning

Do you have a name for that cocktail?
I'm catching a buzz just smelling your breath.

never thought about that before, maybe The Mouth Sanitizer?

Oh. You're sober now.

Not for long.

Want me to shotgun you some Mouth Sanitizer?
You have really nice eyes.

Sure!

And thanks, I gouged them out of Cthulhu's face myself.