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great comment amazing job love it, upvoted

i think i desherve shum credit so can you pleashe exshten credit for to me so to becaushe i am out of beer and money pleashe

!BEER

Oh. Well. Guess I'm broke, too.

!HANDSANITZER

So broke I've resorted to stealing jokes and regifting them to the people I stole them from.

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that's because @otherbrandt drank it all

!BEER

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Hey @notanotherbrandt and @beerlover can you guys leave us alone? I'm trying to get some and this guy looks like an easy mark.

shoundsh like white elephant chrishmash thing, exshept i alwaysh keep the handshantizer sho to drink it later

Me too!!! I like the lavender flavored ones. You ever chill them? It's like a fancy martini. So cheap, too.

no i jush trink them right out of the bottle i like to shkirt them right into my mouth. acshly shomtimes i guesh if the whishky bottlesh low i shkirt them rightinto the whishky bottle and shake it up and that ushully holdsh me over tillthe lickershtores opne in the morning

Do you have a name for that cocktail?
I'm catching a buzz just smelling your breath.

never thought about that before, maybe The Mouth Sanitizer?

I think you're confusing me with @bastards.

I think I'm just confused. I don't know who the hell I'm talking to anymore.
Which reminds me I wanted to ask you a question: Are your pronouns they/them?

We believe in inclusivity so all of the pronouns are ours.