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RE: How to Fail at Online Dating No Matter Who You Are: A Comedy Open Mic Contest Entry

in Comedy Open Mic3 years ago

SECOND HAND DICKPIC TRAUMA!!!!! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I just don't get it - they just aren't that attractive. Would need to kind of like the guy before being willing to look at the alien in his pants.

I second this. Poor boys, though. They're just so excited about them that they can't fathom why we wouldn't be.

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They're just so excited about them

I suppose I can see how having a toy that inflates and deflates attached to you is kind of exciting and would make a person want to share. Actually no, can't understand - the deflation part is totally lame ;)

HAAAAAAAAAAA!