Breaking News: A Joke Kills 18 People, Leaves 102 Injured

In shocking news this evening, a joke has killed 18 people and left 102 people injured, 8 of which are currently bed-ridden with cancer, 5 suffering from severe burns, and 2 suffering from Alzheimer's, all seem to have been caused by the joke in question.

Also, according to reports, 13 men have claimed to have been suffering from erectile dysfunction thanks to the joke. Those claims were later refuted by their wives.

The motives of the comedian who told the joke seem nefarious according to people who were made aware of it after reading an angry tweet quoting it. A spokesperson for the comedian made the dangerous claims that the comedian make the joke with the intention of making people laugh since it is his job.

The police have made an arrest of a mentally deranged person who was caught on camera committing the murders in question, in a desperate attempt to make the outrageous claim that the joke told in a private club was in fact not responsible for the murders.

However, the Twitterverse had another say with one person tweeting

People don't kill people, jokes kill people.

With another one claiming

I had lost three of my family members thanks to a joke made 2 years prior to their death.

Our analyst stated that the recent tragedy is an indicator of a pandemic

We live in a very dangerous world at the moment where comedians are free to roam the streets from a comedy club to another telling joke without facing any death penalties.

That sentiment was shared by many people.

It is 100% scientifically proven that jokes are the main cause of 78% of deaths around the world.

Said, 99022Jane2355511 to her 8 followers.

To raise awareness to this pandemic, Tik-Tokers have started the "Dead Dubstep Dance", where people would dance while showing a montage of people who lost their lives this year.

A move that many 13 years old hailed as being "A step in the right direction"