I'm torn between Dapper Dan and Seersucker Sam.
As you pointed out Dan is priced incredibly sexily, and having access to the sixth dimension is of course worth far more than $69. But, if Dan's previous bondmate is still alive then obviously you're gonna have to be okay with helping him kill off that other guy before you're able to complete the bonding process.
Sam on the other hand is only likely to be murder-prone as opposed to Dan who is certain to be so. That by itself probably makes Sam the safer choice if you can swing the $1,400 price tag. Plus omniscience is always nice.
Kind of a tough call. Maybe flip a coin?
Dan for sure.
The inevitable murder of Dan's prior bond mate is definitely a factor. I've messaged the seller to try to get a definitive answer on his jacket's reversibility. That feels like crucial information.
Should I have to terminate my bond with Sam I am slightly worried his omniscience could be an obstacle.