A local Hive community member was kicking himself last night after an unknown whale came to visit their post and even made a comment.
Larry from USA had a busy day and didn't do what he usually does and checks the commenters wallet before replying.
"Normally if it's a whale coming to visit I would throw the kitchen sink at them as a reply so they will hopefully come by more often or maybe take me under their wing so to speak but the pie in the oven was burning so I just upvoted the comment"
"If it's only a normally with 100HP then I don't even bother. Maybe a smiley face or a thumbs up. Whatever."
If I look up the Hive accounts wallet and it's above 100k then they have my full blown attention.
"Yes sir, no sir , three bags full sir. 300 word essay on a one world reply."
"Great point oh wise one, tell me more."
"But if it's anyone with 250HP or less then I try not to clog up the blockchain with a reply. or maybe say "
"F'#k Off you bolloxs!"
"What do you know loser!"
"Stop wasting your time."
"It's kind of like the old feudal system of the 16th hundreds but in the 21st century."
"A couple of months ago I got mixed up and told a whale to feck off and now I am being downvoted on every post. I think he has finally got over it and took me off downvote but it was a rocky couple of months."
So nowadays I check the wallets before I reply to anything on here as money talks and all that.
"For the people who have the same amount of Hive as myself. These are the ones I form a close bond with as we grow our accounts together but everyone else can go piss right off" claimed Larry
"Unless they win the lotto of course and buy a load of Hive and then they have my full blown attention."
Our reporter spoke to a well known whale over the situation.
"Yep I have a shit load of brownnosers who tell me all my plans are a good idea. It gives me a big head and then the idea fails miserably because nobody will tell me otherwise because my HP is so high."
"All I get is:
"This is a great idea your majesty sir."
"Go for it oh wise one."
"I love your hair."
"So I have come around to the fact that the only people I trust are my family or the people that have more HP than me. They tell me my chess, poker and half Clash of Clans card game is a shit idea and I shelve it before I throw precious Hive at it."
"Nowadays I don't go down to the Hive slums to comment anymore in case I attract the nodding dogs"
"It's better to just be a ghost."
"I just create a private group on Discord and we discuss things there."
"Some advanced Hive Community members go a bit further and look at your transactions on Hive just in case it's a bloody dam whale feeder account" as we went back to Larry for comment.
"This is where the danger lies."
"You could be telling some nobody with 100HP that their conspiracy theory is a load of rubbish and then you look at their transactions and the nobody is actually a royal in beggars clothing."
"It's at that stage you get the downvote from the mothership and you are back to square one."
"So research is key on Hive."
"Fail to plan and upset a whale."
"It's dangerous out there on Hive."
"Be careful who you interact with."
"Who knows? You don't know who you are talking to!. Your bestie could be Elon Musk."
Yes sir, you write very well sir. 😅
And, however, this story is so similar to reality and to what happens in life in general... I would cry more often from this if it weren't for the sarcasm in my head like this! 💪🔥🔥🔥
!PIZZA
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Make that times X2🤣
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Well damn👀
Just kidding. I love all my subjects equally especially Tim Burton beetlejuice characters
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Hehe, I do like these satirical posts.
It really is at times :OD
Oh @meesterboom sir . So kind of you to visit sir.words cannot describe how happy I am on this monsoony Saturday How are yoy today and wishes to your wonderful family? The feudal system is combination of the legal, economic, military, and cultural customs that flourished in medieval Europe between the 9th and 15th centuries. Broadly defined, it was a way of structuring society around relationships that were derived from the holding of land in exchange for service or labour. Although it is derived from the Latin word feodum or feudum (fief),which was used during the Medieval period, the term feudalism and the system which it describes were not conceived of as a formal political system by the people who lived during the Middle Ages. The classic definition, by François Louis Ganshof (1944),describes a set of reciprocal legal and military obligations which existed among the warrior nobility and revolved around the three key concepts of lords, vassals, and fiefs. Thank you sir. [Bows]
😂 OMG
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Class isnt it! :OD
Hahaha, just like you said!! 🤣🤣
This is the way.
That "My full blown attention" keeps making laugh and pissed off at the same time 😂😑🤣
Well, I think moving forward with those in the same Hive power group as you is more realistic.
But that full blown attention should be shared, I think 😂
You have 2k HP I have 2K HP. Let's grow together @merit.ahama and make besutiful hives together. You will have my full "blown" attention
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I'm so glad to have that full blown attention (I feel like it's a huge amount of money, don't know about you).
You have mine too 😉😅
Common I am laughing hard 🤣
@royalevidence Due to your lack of vote value I will not even read your reply. !😀untitled.gif
@royalevidence Due to your lack of vote value I will not even read your reply.😀
Yes sir
This post is fire sir
You're a legend on these streets your majesty
And it's because of people like you that hive is such a successful and fun platform for us all.
Remain on your throne forever sir as we strive at the crumbs like Lazarus
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You Musk be kidding me!
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Bruh... haven't had a good laugh like this in a minute 🤣
Ahhh... Tis the only logical conclusion indeed, yes XD
Yo!... I think I've been going about it the wrong way all this time. I should get Larry to manage my account honestly XD
Tbh, it's kinda sad in a way though but shit... That's reality XD
How do you do the baby writing?? I only know of you and boom doing it. Is it a secret like Coca Cola that @ned bestowed upon you
Pff... I wish. It's this thing called marky's text... no mark's text!... Nah that doesn't sound right either..... Was it....Markup text?... Yeah , I think that's the one!
Kay, so it basically just turns your original texts into subscripts but if you ask me, it's just a sick formula code that the blockchain uses to TURN ALL TEXTS INTO BABIES!!!°_°
This is the code btw - be warned, it works •_•
<sub>Enter your text here</sub>Ah the old sub parameter. Thanks buddy. 😀😀.