Frantically rude 😎

in Comedy Open Mic β€’ 2 years ago

Dr.horrifying your attitude is becoming harsh with patients. I listened to this statement when I entered the rest room along with the dreams of tea and coconut biscuits.πŸ˜… Although I wanted to see my favorite doctor around πŸ€— but he was enjoying his free time (although he remained free all the day😁 when the individual from elite class becomes doctor 🀩) with his patients in ward 6 (specified for mental people hehe)πŸ˜‚ no one wanted to see him among us🀨

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  • My conducted experiment ;

He didn't have bad mouth issues nor was he a sweaty boy. Issue was in his mind. I felt I made him a victim. Wait, it wasn't a love trap. πŸ˜‰Instead this was an experiment conducted(i think i conducted it rightly😣- Ladies can't be wrong). In the final years we have injected dogs who became wild. And I injected him🀨. Don't look at me, i found he has great eligibility πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚)Since that day he has followed me everywhere. We used to play with sticks haha.
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Now coming to the early story of my rudeness. I wasn't born with this attitude but society made me (My Lord! These people made me criminal πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ˜’before me give them punishment hehe -criminal in the court) .

  • Princess in white uniform :

Why did they appreciate my beauty only with words,😐when they can give me chocolates . Why did they make me a doctor when they knew that Zayn Malik was single . They were all unified in the strategy to give my place to Gigi . But i am still single Zayn just cross the barrier for me my princess😚.
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  • Stardum for life:

I am rude as people don't respect meπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Last month i attended match between between to teams . I was fully prepared that my enemies would see me on the TV screen(and they would burn into ashes) . But no camera man covered me .πŸ™„ Instead they gave attention to that little crow who attended the match in ground 🧐 Should i do belly dance then you would fulfill my wish Bro πŸ˜‰ By the way i can't do this 🀣 might be after doing day night gym hangouts i would be able to do this lol

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  • Beauty but in limits ;

I am rude as my co workers have made me this, i requested on of my fellow to do marketing graphic designing and he presented me the banner having his own photo and company name was written in the right side in small font πŸ˜’
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  • Attention seekers;.

In second case i was giving someone LUV and PIZZA and he was passing remarks on me ( i wanted to give him salute but with 31 guns πŸ˜’πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ i am impressed. I thought I should send him into the war area so that the use of cannons would be the least lol.

In the next case I found my classmate singing a song . Her voice was so soulful that the glass in my hand got broken. I had to change my dress .And during my presentation I was just playing with my shirt as the deep neckline was increasing the number of views lolπŸ˜’ . My classmate narrated the song show Yourself from frozen and I wanted to hit her hard. But wait, I am rude

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My love made me rude too 😜because love always wanted a rude attitude otherwise they would take U-turn. Do you know that instead of u-turn i love to cross the Road? haha I want to see destruction in rudeness.🀩

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Days ago i was mentally disturbed, i couldn't sleep at nights. It was any sort of psychological sickness . I felt a decline in my energy level . There was someone who was there but teasing me for his presence . I wanted to have it but when he was alone 😜 . I waited for him the whole yearπŸ˜‹. And these summer vocations were dedicated to him. I broke the barrier, took a knife and opened the door and made many slices of him. Unfortunately I was caught in this crime and I had to share slices of mangos with my niece . Lol what were you thinking?? Share your ideas in the comment section below hehe.
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Not gonna lie, not a big fan of those !tokens. Too many notifications for what they give out lol!

Haha i wanted to get them back after wasting on that person lol . But you are right too many notifications.
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Personally, I'm a fan of your rude. Just the right mix of adorable and mean. You remind me of a younger me 🀣

Hehe hugs and love for such fan πŸ’• I cant tolerate the bossy attitude of others when i already knew about myself lolπŸ˜‰.

So can you tell me who much opposition you faced in younger life πŸ˜€
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Lol. Now I got my answer when you said, to bring more humor in your post. Hehe, I don't like the attitude of girls in real life but your attitude seems interesting hehe.

Hehe i want to jot down a script " how to make people laugh" .Hopefully i would do this in my this life lol.

Jawad its the post written for few people who are sliding into DM of my friends to lower my reputation by saying i am rude.(cheap way of defaming others)

Also dew things are also related to my life.πŸ™‚(attention seekers)

just relaxing myself with some humor drugs.

You are naturally funny...very very natural..it is not force..it just flows because what did I just readπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Am i 🀨look at my face lol i got laugh for this πŸ˜€
I was thinking i should skip this attitude because my next home is going to be mental hospital πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜
!LOL

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