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I'm completely taken aback cuz all I saw was how to avoid diabetes and immobility.
I should be able to take a picture of that.

I just woke my wife up I laughed so hard…and right now because she’s pregnant, she needs to sprawl out and roll around and stuff, so I agreed to spend some time test driving the guest room.

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HAHAHA LOL WTF ROFL
Normally I’m wordy, I’m shocked at what I chose to do with this one, but that was my genuine response, so I’ll keep it.

Annnd... Now's about the time I realize I'm staring like it's a wet t-shirt contest.

Done it again 🤣
…in the beginning I pictured like a gas station with a little seating area inside, like a RoFo or something and was kinda thinking, i mean, my wife wouldnt probaboy want to eat lunch at the gas station with me, but i see no oroblem with having lunch at a - oh! On the fuckin’ trash can like bears or rwcoons or something! Ok thats different…so finding out they’re using the interpumptual trash can as a table for a mutually nasty suck down bingefest, and at this point I’m like, right there in the parking lot in my mind, standing and staring as well at this vividly clear scene - so the wet t-shirt contest line really gave me a slap!

Abu Dobby

…I was in tears by the time she broke your finger 🤣🤣🤣

If this had been a steak, it would have been buttery soft and tender, with perfect texture inside and out.

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 3 months ago  

You just like my beef.


Whaddup man, I saved this one for last. I just mentioned to OldSoul there's only a handful of you I do this for. You're on that list. I responded to you yesterday about exploring photosynthesis, it was mushy, never heard back. Hashtag Expected, I'm not typically so Richard Simmons. = }

It was a Weigle, no outdoor seating, just a Weigle trash can like every Weigle has outside the entrance doors, no deterrent flaps on this one. August, The South, mosquitos and bees and gnats and LUNCH.

Careful waking her up, I know better than to do that. I can kill all the hot water mid-shower on Pura, lock her out in the rain, starve her, totally acceptable behavior but do not, repeat, DO NOT wake her up!

Oh man hahaha read that last night, and said
*this is important, it deserves a sincere response…so O saved it for last, got so tired I almost dropped my phone on my face, went to bed and - you know that whole shittin thing - anyway, after reading this I was like…did I ever respond to that? So I went and checked, and sure as hell I left it unanswered…because I deemed it important. You’ve now seen the method I use to drive my wife insane…it’s quite inadvertent, but easily maddening for all with a nexus.

I’ve never seen a Weigle…but now when I do, I’ll know who and what story to conjure up to make it special. South…I’ll bear this in mind…

Same! And MaryAnn is a light sleeper, and I have picked up a snoring tendency over the years. Kind of gross and embarrassing, but it’s actual so there’s at least that.

At least once a night she has to wake me up and tell me to sleep on my side. I only recently (finally) stopped arguing in my haze

I’m already all the way to the edge - this IS my side!

…she wants me to roll onto my side…

I hate sleeping like that though, so whenever I fall asleep I go right back 🤣

…it is for these reasons that I have been chopped.

 3 months ago  

Whenever someone wakes me up for snoring I'm all, means I WAS sleeping real good! Not anymore, thanks!

LOL yeah that pretty much sums it up 🤣