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What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

Credit: marshmellowman
@new.things, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @consciouscat
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/6)

Dec 2018, just before I went to a NYD double parkrun at Ashgrove and Zillmere !LOL

The inventor of autocorrect has died
His funnel is tomato

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@consciouscat, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @new.things
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/8)

!LOL 😉