Sort:  

Ever wonder where your blood really goes, when you donate?

LOL

Yeah... where do you think it goes??

Dracula Inc.

So rich people do drink the blood of the young to stay alive?

That was a vampire joke. Using the most famous one, I thought you'd get the reference.

I am afraid it parted my hair, as it sailed over my head!
LOL

Cheaper than a comb.