I was sitting here one day and a sawyer beetle decided to start fighting with a lightbulb. Then it freaked out and started ramming into walls and everything else, making way too much noise and just being stupid, so I grabbed it and squished. Used a tissue of course because fuck that if I'm going touch it. Then I looked close at the guts and noticed hundreds, maybe thousands of tiny yellow spider-like mite things (I don't know wtf they were) running in all directions and up my arm. Can't explain that. Nobody even believes me...