“You raised the toilet seat after I pooped? To inspect it?”
I did. I always do that.
“Do you always raise toilet seats to inspect them? After everyone?”
I do. I like to know what people are eating, and to know when they are sick. Fecal material is the best evidence of both. For instance, there’s the red of excreted beets, and there’s the red of gastrointestinal disease.”
“OK. You always go into a bathroom after someone has just used the toilet and inspect it for 'evidence'!?”
Of course.
Doesn’t everyone?
“Remember that conversation you and I had last week? We discussed how some of your behaviors might be seen as somewhat weird? “
She cocked her head, thinking.
“This is most definitely weird behavior, Mom.”
challenge. Yesterday's prompt was bury the evidence. The title refers to a series I am currently bingeing, titled "High Potential." I recommend this series! I have been sucked right in.This is my entry to @mariannewest's daily freewrite
I worked differently this time. Instead of writing for five timed minutes, then proofreading briefly after the timer went off, I proofread as I went along and had it all done by five minutes.
I like this story! A lovely little twist I hadn't see coming myself. Bliss.
Its quite a thoughtful one. Thanks for the effort in sharing this.
Thank you for reading it!
You're welcome ♥
Lovely is not the first word that comes to my mind.:)
ha I know that you know quite a bit about embarrassing mothers.
I do not look, I do not want to see it. I always hated it when one of my children did not flush.When I saw you posted I automatically said YA a post from @owasco, then I read about poop. HAHAHHAHA
Thank you for being happy that I had posted! That is the best compliment I could receive.
I do not know how my mind comes up with this stuff.
Sometimes the mind does what it wants to do, maybe you need to poop.
My Dad used to have a saying but I can not remember it all. It went something like which body part was king, the mouth said it was him because without him you would starve, the eyes said they see the food, the hands feed you, and the brain said it is king because it tells you what to do and holds all your thoughts, then the butthole speaks up and said it was king of the body because if it did not work, nothing else would work and you will be miserable. I wish I could remember how he said it but it was something along those lines.
I was so glad to see your post, I hope you post more, poopy posts or not, it is a pleasure to hear from you.
Aw... I have not been posting because I felt like I have nothing to say! Hopefully I'll find my voice again, because I have missed posting. Thank you so much! Your support will very much help!
I understand, sometimes it is hard to find what to write about.
Because I was blessed to be mothered by caring hands from birth, I can come to no other conclusion than that the mum is merely following the intuition that promises her well-being and health for the whole family. Nowadays, when I hear remarks about life from the mouth of a twenty-year-old, I get the impression that they were already born into this world over-smart and independent.
But in life, some things are just shit. It's worth taking a closer look.