Wait, what...?

It's sad to know my posts will never be read again,
Are you being hypothetical? Tell me you're not leaving us!
and I wonder why I do it at all,
BECAUSE I LOVE ALL YOUR POSTS!!!!
And the modern spin you put on The Muse:
I'm just winging it, tapping into global intelligence systems or something

My memory for old books isn't so strong. I'm sure I spelled the author's name wrong. --Wait. I didn't misspell it!!! WOOT!! "Lobel" it is!!