Oops, I ended up writing two entries... am I allowed to do that ? I did the first one, and then remembered a funny(ish) story from years ago and just had to use it !
https://ecency.com/hive-161155/@alonicus/zapfic-monday-week-38-hospital
https://ecency.com/hive-161155/@alonicus/zapfic-monday-week-38-yorkie