Related - not exactly, but humorous humourous funny. My son had a girlfriend in high school. This girl's parents were rather strict. They liked my son so he was invited to their house and she to ours. Once when he went to her house to watch movies, the mother walked into the den to see my son eating a popcorn off of her chest. Mother screeched 'what are you doing??' to which he replied 'Paige dropped a piece of popcorn'....momma got pissed and gave him a talking to, to which he replied 'at least we weren't eating ice cream.' I had to go meet with her in town so she could 'talk to me' lol. Paige later went to college to become a sex therapist lol....true story
The old dropped a popcorn and just picking it up ploy an old favourite of mine. Lol.
So, he ate the popcorn and you got a talking to...did the relationship survive the girl's mother's spazz out?
Nooo, mumsy made it too uncomfortable for the both of them lol. They remain friends though and they have a good story out of it.
Yeah, I thought that might be the case. Anyway, the next time I see a hottie drop popcorn on her chest I'm going to use your son's technique; what could go wrong?
lol in my head I heard 'here, lemme get that for ya'
'Tis the gentlemanly thing to do.