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Nooo, mumsy made it too uncomfortable for the both of them lol. They remain friends though and they have a good story out of it.

Yeah, I thought that might be the case. Anyway, the next time I see a hottie drop popcorn on her chest I'm going to use your son's technique; what could go wrong?

lol in my head I heard 'here, lemme get that for ya'

'Tis the gentlemanly thing to do.