Well....actually there is no supermarket left here with those conditions, the ones that are left have already been almost razed to the ground by an orestnik?
You should be more careful with idiots with pretty faces...😬....Mata Hari also had a pretty face and she was a spy....don't trust pretty faces.... 😂
I usually don't get in those huge food queues, I tend to get squashed like an ant by the more experienced ones, and believe me you'd really have to arrive with a war tank here.
I was really just adding some poetic licence to my post with the intention of making a boring trip to the supermarket a little more interesting. It's not all as bad as I make out of course.
Okay, but this post on The War is a real literary gem, man : you write like the gods!!!!
You and your English friend have an incredible gift for humor.
No one would ever think of linking a supermarket shopping to a war, let alone taking out a cashier in a body bag!!!! ....😱....😆
Even Saddam Hussein had his...😂😂
Happy Wednesday, hope you had a lovely evening yesterday...Merry post Christmas!
You mean Boomy? He's a funny guy and one of the people here I most enjoy reading. He makes my writing look terrible, but has never failed to make me laugh and fun is what I'm here for. (He's Scottish)
My grocery shopping experience wasn't at all bad, I just made it seem that way...although I'm pretty sure that old couple were genuinely deploying weapons of mass destruction (of the chemical kind) as they went. Lol.
It was a nice day yesterday, very quite to be honest, but not bad at all. I hope you had a nice day also.
Boomy is an off the charts guy, and maybe he's good in a boxing ring too, as I understand that the Scots are very good at fighting...😄...but he doesn't seem like that type, but the kind that has tremendous panache to write in humorous keys, and that for me is super difficult.
I've always believed that people with a fine level of humor are above the line of normal.
oldies dealing napalm? Hummm...they must have had an amazing smell...🤢...😬😂
I had a busy day yesterday, but at this time I should tell you it was the day before yesterday, the time difference sometimes disturbs me a bit around here on Hive...🙃
I love Boomy and Galenkp's slang even though I often don't understand it all, I sense they are having a super good time.....
Keep enjoying your well deserved vacation galenkp, and give us more of that good humor that your lyrics have, I enjoy them very much.
He's a good lad, someone I respect a lot; he's one of the few people on Hive who has my actual phone number. He's a great writer and I think would be a funny fucker in real life for sure.
@meesterboom and I chat off the blockchain so some of the things we say are references to that and so no one would probably get the connections but that's ok...feel free to join in any time...apologies for any bad language you may read from time to time...we swear...can't help it. Lol.
I've been relaxing mostly, although for the next few days have some stuff going on in my house, some renovations to kitchen, the two bathrooms and the laundry...it's fucken chaos here! Lol.
For now I feel a bit shy to join the hieroglyphic of your chats...😂...I'm going to be watching you guys for a while longer to understand you better...lest I make a fool of myself talking about what I'm not....😅
But don't worry, the truth is that just reading your profanity-adorned conversation threads I laugh a lot, and you guys can't see the tide of colors running through my face.... they are pure bad boy conversations!
As for chaos, it is necessary and wonderful for to transform ours worlds.Long live chaos.
Over and out my general, have an excellent Thursday...😅
Good luck, I'm not sure our brand of nutbaggery is understandable but hopefully you can manage it. 😁
Have a nice night, I'll catch you later on.