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The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Congratulations for winning 39 !LOLZ on this day's LOLZ burner raffle! 😎 !WEED

How does an IT guy make a Motherboard?
He tells her about his job.

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@svanbo, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Thanks!! Not bad, eh?... !wine

I wonder when you can win at least 50 LOLZ again. 🤔 Maybe some participants for the LOLZ burner raffle forgot about it when the bot failed to publish for a few weeks. 🤓 !wine

I think when I win it's always somewhere in the 30's or 40's... !BEER

The lowest amount of !LOLZ that you won was 19 LOLZ 6 months ago, and the highest 51 LOLZ 2 months ago. 😅

Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired

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@svanbo, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Woooow did I really won 51 !LOLZ at once?! Great !wine

Yes, and I already added the link to the LOLZ burner bot's post where you won 51 LOLZ on my preceding comment. 😅 !wine

How do you make a cheese puff?
Chase it around the block.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

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