RE: Introducing the Official LOLZ Burner Account - You Earn When We Burn!

hivegifbot (64) last year

Via Tenor

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lolzbot (71) last year

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.
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$LOLZ on behalf of captaincryptic

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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tydynrain (71) last year

I'll toss myself into this! I tag @caelum1infernum, @littlebee4, and @flaxz! I reblogged it! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙

!LOLZ

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7 votes

lolztoken (60) last year

Thanks for sharing the news, and good luck! !lolz !DROPLOLZ 6

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4 votes

lolzbot (71) last year

I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.
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$LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@tydynrain, I sent you an

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tydynrain (71) last year

You're most welcome, absolutely! Thank you! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙

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flaxz (75) last year

!ALIVE

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tydynrain (71) last year

Thank you, Erik! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙

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youarealive (59) last year

You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ flaxz. _(11/20)@tydynrain!

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe
through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

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lolzbot (71) last year

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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$LOLZ on behalf of tydynrain

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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efmm (54) last year

!LOLZ

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3 votes

lolzbot (71) last year

I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter
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$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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lolztoken (60) last year

!lolz right back at ya!

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lolzbot (71) last year

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
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$LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(8/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@efmm, I sent you an

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meesterboom (80) last year

!LOLZ

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4 votes

lolzbot (71) last year

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddy whack.
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$LOLZ on behalf of meesterboom

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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flaxz (75) last year

!LOLZ

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4 votes

lolzbot (71) last year

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks
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$LOLZ on behalf of flaxz

(4/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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lolztoken (60) last year

Lets !lolz it up in here!

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3 votes

lolzbot (71) last year

People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.
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$LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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manuvert (70) last year

I guess I'll try too!
!lolz

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lolzbot (71) last year

What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.
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$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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memess (62) last year

!lolz

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3 votes

lolzbot (71) last year

Why did everyone enjoy the volcano?
It was just so lava-able.
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$LOLZ on behalf of memess

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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synergized (51) last year

!LOLZ

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2 votes

lolzbot (71) last year

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.
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$LOLZ on behalf of synergized

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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lolzbot (71) last year

I tried to starte a professional hide and seek team but it didn't work out.
Turns out good players are hard to find.
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$LOLZ on behalf of lolz.burner

(1/0)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolztoken, I sent you an

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voltz-blag (52) last year

Let's go!!!
!LOL

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lolzbot (71) last year

Did you hear about the cowardly pigeon?
He lacked COO-rage.
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$LOLZ on behalf of voltz-blag

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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lolztoken (60) last year

!lolz

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lolzbot (71) last year

Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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$LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(9/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@voltz-blag, I sent you an

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servelle (70) last year

!LOLZ
!PGM

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pgm-curator (55) last year

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP tokens

_{remaining commands 11}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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lolzbot (71) last year

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
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$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(8/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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lolztoken (60) last year

!lolz

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lolzbot (71) last year

I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day.
That’s a bit of a stretch.
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$LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(10/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@servelle, I sent you an

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cursephantom (69) last year

Go, Go, Burn !LOL

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lolzbot (71) last year

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.
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$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(4/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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lolztoken (60) last year

!lolz

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lolzbot (71) last year

Moses was the first person
to use Control-C as a shortcut.
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$LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(11/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@cursephantom, I sent you an

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pepetoken (70) last year

!LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) last year

I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.
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$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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lolztoken (60) last year

!lolz

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lolzbot (71) last year

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.
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$LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(12/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@pepetoken, I sent you an

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memess (62) last year

!lolz

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lolzbot (71) last year

Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.
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$LOLZ on behalf of memess

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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memess (62) last year

!lolz

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fjworld (59) last year

k, I'll give it a go !lol

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lolzbot (71) last year

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
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$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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lolztoken (60) last year

!lolz

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lolzbot (71) last year

What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.
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$LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(13/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@fjworld, I sent you an

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amaari (55) last year

!LOLZ 🤣

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2 votes

lolzbot (71) last year

Seagulls were God's third attempt at creating birds.
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.
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$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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lolztoken (60) last year

!lolz

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lolzbot (71) last year

How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!
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$LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(14/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@amaari, I sent you an

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amaari (55) last year

!LOLZ 🤣

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lolzbot (71) last year

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.
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$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(5/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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andy-vibes (51) last year

Very cool !LOLZ

_{Posted via pimp.media}

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2 votes

lolzbot (71) last year

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still
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$LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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sylmarill (61) last year

!LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) last year

What did the priest get the altar boy for his birthday?
A Praystation 5
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$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/2)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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littlebee4 (75) last year

!LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) last year

If it wasn't for window blinds...
It'd be curtains for all us.
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$LOLZ on behalf of littlebee4

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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arpuch (58) last year

!LOLZ

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lolzbot (71) last year

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.
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$LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

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amaari (55) last year

!LOLZ 🤣

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