LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 9/29/2023

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for the Week of 9/29/2023

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner will be counted.

Contest ends 10-6-2023 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner during the contest using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

A dated a ghoul once but I had to break up with her.
She had a mean spirit

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
Because he hated capitalism.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/1)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ

What do you call a hospital for horses?
A horse-pital.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(4/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ

I didn't sign up for the company 401k.
I don't think I can run that far.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!lolz

Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/1)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!lolz

Archaeology
Now there is a career in ruins.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!lolz
!hiqvote

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of captaincryptic

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

@captaincryptic, the HiQ Smart Bot has recognized your request (1/2) and will start the voting trail.

In addition, @lolz.burner gets !PIZZA from @hiq.redaktion.

For further questions, check out https://hiq-hive.com or join our Discord. And don't forget to vote HiQs fucking Witness! 😻

!LOL

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

We like the way you play the game! !PGM
Thanks for being a supporter of The LOLZ Project.

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP tokens

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BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


Go! Go! BURN !LOL

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of thebighigg

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

I watched a documentary on Marijuana last night…
…that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

I stayed up all night trying to find where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ 🤣

!LOLZ

!LOLZ

I always try to use the word mucho around my Spanish-speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of dewabrata

(2/6)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ

!lolz

My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall to her
I said mayybeee...

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ

What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of synergized

(2/8)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!