LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/2/2024

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/2/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-9-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 3-25-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 3-25-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 22.0 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 63 which belongs to our lucky winner:

iceledy
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22.0 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@iceledy,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of pepe-cash

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today! 😎

What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ
!PGM

I tried to starte a professional hide and seek team but it didn't work out.
Turns out good players are hard to find.

Credit: marshmellowman
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
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!HUG
!MEME


I sent 1.0 HUG
(1/3)Dear @sylmarill, you just got hugged. on behalf of @barski.

!LOLZ
!ALIVE

You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ servelle. (15/20)@lolz.burner!

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe
through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

!HUG
!MEME


I sent 1.0 HUG
(2/3)Dear @servelle, you just got hugged. on behalf of @barski.

!VSC
!LOLZ
!PIZZA

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Uses: 1/25

Have you heard about the Angel of Death that’s not so intelligent?
The Dim Reaper?

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$LOLZ on behalf of barski

(1/10)
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Gotta love it !LOLZ

How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

Thank you!!! !LUV !PGM
!LOLZ

lolz.burner, iceledy sent you LUV. 🙂 (1/1) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of belhaven14

(4/10)
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Oloco meu tinha um aloprado ao jogando sei lá quantas vezes !lol

Two men stole a calender
They each got six months.

Credit: vcclothing
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ !BBH

Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH(8/50)@lolz.burner! (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken.

Why are brain surgeons so good at persuasion?
They can really get inside your head.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(3/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ !BBH

Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH(9/50)@lolz.burner! (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken.

Have you heard about the Angel of Death that’s not so intelligent?
The Dim Reaper?

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(4/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

Why do they call it euthanasia?
It’s not like you’re getting any younger

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of pepe-cash

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(2/2)
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!LOLZ

I have an addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.
We all have our vices.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/8)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!lolz

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(4/10)
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!lol

Why should you never play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

Credit: marshmellowman
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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!lolz

I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

I need to wait 8 more hours before I can tip 2 LOLZ again to the LOLZ burner bot. 😅

!WEED !WINE

@lolz.burner!


If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!

!LOLZ

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(7/10)
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You tipped only one !LOLZ on the LOLZ burner bot's latest post. 😅

Hotel receptionists are creepy.
They spend all day checking people out.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@svanbo, I sent you an

Maybe I wanted to go quicker to the next message than that Ecency confirmed my command !wine

I wonder what you mean with your comment. 🤯 Do you mean that you wanted to reply to the next comment on your notifications before #Ecency showed you a confirmation in the form of a notification that the LOLZ bot successfully fulfilled your tipping command? 🤔🤓 !PIZZA !HUG

I meant that I wanted to go to the next comment to answer or to tip as quickly as possible and maybe I clicked before the lolz command has been registered... !LUV

savvytester, svanbo sent you LUV. 🙂 (2/10) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

In other words, you mean that you forgot to click the "Reply" button on the #Ecency frontend when you wanted to publish your second LOLZ command comment on the LOLZ burner bot's raffle post. 🤓 !LUV

Maybe I just clicked it and before the command was validated, the page has been changed/refreshed?... !HUG !PIZZA

svanbo, savvytester sent you LUV. 🙂 (9/10) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.


I sent 1.0 HUG
(2/3)Dear @svanbo, you just got hugged. on behalf of @savvytester.

!LOLZ

Both your !LOLZ commands didn't work. 🤔😅

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar

Credit: playbyhive
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@astramar, I sent you an

Thank you! !LOLZ !PGM

It would be good to check your LOLZ commands after a few hours of using them, then use them again if you notice that at least one of them didn't work. 🤓 !HUG


I sent 1.0 HUG
(2/3)Dear @astramar, you just got hugged. on behalf of @savvytester.

Oh, it's kind of hard... it's easier to skip the command. BUT, thanks. !LOLZ !WEED

It's true that it's hard to check every tipping attempt if it worked, so let's just hope that the LOLZ bot operator fixes the problem regarding unfulfilled valid LOLZ tipping commands. 🤯🤗

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.

Credit: lofone
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@astramar, I sent you an

I think it's the creator's concern to keep an eye on his creation🤣 !LOLZ !WEED

@savvytester!


If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP@astramar passed you the virtual joint!

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@savvytester, I sent you an

@savvytester!


If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP@astramar passed you the virtual joint!

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!

Credit: ifiwasfrank
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@savvytester, I sent you an

!lolz

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(3/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

Seagulls were God's third attempt at creating birds.
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!PGM
!WINE

The PGM command on your comment didn't work. 😅

!LOLZ

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?
A receding hare line.

Credit: marshmellowman
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@ironshield, I sent you an

Yes, it appears to be down, both !PGM and !COFFEE

I noticed that the !PGM bot (which also fulfills COFFEE tipping commands) has been down for more than 5 days. 🤯😅

Have some !HUGs instead! 🤗

Bummer. Have to be patient until it's running again. !ALIVE

You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ ironshield. (1/30)@savvytester!

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe
through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

A good way to see if the bot for !PGM and COFFEE tipping is fixed is to view its comments feed. 🤓 !LOLZ

I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@ironshield, I sent you an

!LOLZ 😉

Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(7/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an


Please add me again.

!MEME
!LOLZCongrats @iceledy @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕

What's the difference between a glutton and a hungry man?
One eats too long, the other longs to eat.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!VSC
!BBH
!PIZZA

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Uses: 25/25

!LOL

If I don’t perfect human cloning
I won’t be able to live with myself.

Credit: marshmellowman
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(9/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

I needed to wait until the LOLZ bot tipping count reset (at midnight UTC -5) before I can drop my !LOLZ entries for this raffle post. 😅

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.


You can get more $LOLZ on HE.@melissamau, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 0.0 LOLZ.

!lolz

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.


You can get more $LOLZ on HE.@melissamau, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 0.0 LOLZ.

!LOL

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

Credit: marshmellowman
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

Why did the melon have to get married in a church?
Because it cantelope.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/6)
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!LOLZ !PIMP 🤡


You must be killin' it out here!
1.000 PIMP@fun.farms just slapped you with , @lolz.burner.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/2 possible people today.

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Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District

Moses was the first person
to use Control-C as a shortcut.

Credit: marshmellowman
$LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!lolz

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.


You can get more $LOLZ on HE.@hector970715, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 0.0 LOLZ.

!LOLZ

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!lolz

What do you call a religious ceremony with one person?
Single service.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(2/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

!LOLZ

How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!

Credit: reddit
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@lolz.burner, I sent you an

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
svanbo tipped savvytester
(5/5)
savvytester tipped svanbo @savvytester tipped @astramar (x2)