LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 10/25/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 10/25/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 33 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@chaosmagic2321-2
@henruc23-4
@ivyann25-6
@savvytester27-8
@yeckingo119
@astramar210-11
@ieronimus212-13
@servelle214-15
@sylmarill116
@nomaddreamer217-18
@manuvert219-20
@irvet221-22
@astym223-24
@middle-earthling225-26
@andy-vibes227-28
@cursephantom129
@amaari230-31
@iceledy232-33

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 10 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astramar
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@astramar, 33 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why was it so easy for the scientist to learn how to make glass from lizards?
It was clear from the gecko.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ
!WEIRD Thank you!
!HOPE

Congratulations!
!ALIVE
!MEME

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.

Credit: reddit
@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ
Wow! Thank you!
!HUG
!INDEED

Congratulations!
!MEME
!LOLZ

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.

Credit: reddit
@astramar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

Credit: reddit
@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!lol

The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lol

!hbit

henruc, you mined 1.0 🟧 HBIT. If you'd replied to another Hive user, the HBIT would be split: 0.9 to you and 0.1 to them as a tip. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️

Sorry, but you didn't find a bonus treasure token today. Try again tomorrow...they're out there! Your random number was 0.8293747654695617, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at a block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.
There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOL

I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Congrats @astramar
!MEME
!LOLZ

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED
!HBIT

Congratulations for winning a BLAQGOLD coin from the HBIT that you mined today! 🥳😎😏 !HOPE !INDEED !WEIRD !PIZZA

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME
!HBIT

astramar, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (savvytester) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf as a tip. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️ | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

What's more, you found 1.0 ⚪ BLAQ pearl as a bonus treasure token!


Your random number was 0.1351661408460635, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.

There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.

Credit: reddit
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(6/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

You won a BLAQ pearl from the HBIT that you mined yesterday! 🥳😎 Today (UTC) is another day to mine HBIT again! 😎😏 !HOPE !LOLZ

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.

Credit: reddit
@astramar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Thank you!
!HOPE
!HBIT

astramar, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (savvytester) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf as a tip. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️ | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

What's more, you found 1.0 ⚪ BLAQ pearl as a bonus treasure token!


Your random number was 0.2596795352328132, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.

There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

You won a BLAQ pearl from the HBIT that you mined yesterday (UTC)! 🥳😎 !HOPE that you are able to mine HBIT again today (within the next 20 hours)! 🤗😏 !LOLZ

astramar, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (middle-earthling) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf as a tip. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️ | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

What's more, you found 1.0 🟡 BLAQGOLD coins as a bonus treasure token!


Your random number was 0.41709192643246484, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at a block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.

There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting

Credit: reddit
@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Why can't you trust an atom?
Beause they make up everything.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ 🤣

What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ 🤣

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
Because he hated capitalism.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!lolz
!WINE

Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.

Credit: dyson-the-booper
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ
!BBH

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography.
Sigh. That's the story of my life.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/4)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

A father was washing his car with his son
And the son says, “dad, can’t you use a sponge?”

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/4)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOL

Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

How does a tiger find his favorite song on Apple Music?
He uses their algrrrythm

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Mom are we pyromaniacs?
Yes we arson.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of chaosmagic23

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of chaosmagic23

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall to her
I said mayybeee...

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post !INDEED! 😎😏

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
savvyplayer tipped astramar
@savvytester(4/5) tipped @astramar (x5)

Come get MOONed!

Congratulations to @astramar again for winning 32 LOLZ today after winning 29 LOLZ yesterday! 😎🥳😎

!HOPE that @svanbo, @iceledy, @jmis101, and @astym are able to burn their 2 !LOLZ today! 🤗😏

Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ
!PIMP

What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ
!WINE

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!lolz

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lolz

I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lol

What did the priest get the altar boy for his birthday?
A Praystation 5

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ivyann

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP