Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is carols!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me a tip that’s good for both of us!

New To Punday?
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
carols
As in,
When the christmas carols were the rulers of medieval england, one of them needed assistance. In response, another let her borrow one of his loyal warriors…. But then HE didn’t have enough, and when his wife asked why he responded: sigh lent knight.
I'm So Good at Puns
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!
Related Content:
- @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
- https://bit.ly/improvonpopin to join me on a gaming app where I host funny trivia on Sunday nights, and Spades, Hearts, and Liar’s dice on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday
Thank you very much
Why Santa always cover his face with beard?
Because he is shy to be with rudedolph the red nose reindeer
What do you sing if you want a cooking utensil for christmas
We Whisk You a Merry Christmas
Hi i'm not sure if i contacted you before about this but, you might want to check your witness votes , i saw your name voting for a witness that is no longer active . If i did contact you before about this then i'm sorry for bothering you again.
I'll check! Yeah, I don't check witness votes often.
ocd-witness is very much active in case you were wondering, but it's fine either way if you unvoted us for other reasons. Just happened to notice the unvote just now!
Take care!