Punday Monday 285!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is 2023
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@thequizshow!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

2023
As in
Why are sleepy people against Lula’s win in Brazil? I read that in 2023, he’s vowed to stop rest stations, defo. Defo defo! (which is how all the cool kids say “definitely”) Stop, Defo, Rest Stations. (good news for people who like oxygen, though, I hear)

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I have a bad feeling about the New Year. They always have the worst musical guests and the past few years were just awful with COVID and people in masks and having to social distance. I wish I were more optimistic, but I'm sure they are going to drop the ball this year

Next year I plan on upscaling all of my videos to 4k from 1080 HD...it's my new years resolution

Why was the math book unhappy about the year 2023? Because it going to have too many problems.

Thank you for the selection, there are too many good punsters here. I feel slightly intimidated. Happy New Year!

I promise not to make any bad puns for the rest of the year. Thank goodness that's only a few days off.

!LUV

Why did the father throw out all of their years worth of corn crops on December 31st?

Because he was getting ready for new ears day!

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Sorry...I know that jokes a little corny

Tomorrow is the first day of 2023. My wife and I got "busy" last year at this time, and we gave birth to a baby daughter named Eve. I guess, she is literally "New Year's Eve" of 2022.

@rayius

I always make a resolution or set goals for the new year.
I tell my wife what they are but she always forgets and I repeatedly remind her what they were.

With her its in one year and out the other.

I heard that some of the early 90's gangster rappers were going to perform at New Year's Rockin' Eve. with Ryan Seacrest. They wanted some "Old Gang Sign"

True dat

Really was a big proponent of teaching sign language

Might upgrade my PC monitor to 4k this year. It's my new years resolution

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May we ask you to review the new proposal (#248) and renew your support so that our team can continue their work next years?
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We wish you a Happy New Year!