Hahaha, you always come up with these hilarious remarks. In that case I think that you should leave the van dirty, as then only you can drive around in it 🤣 !LOLZ

Easy as all you have to do is to buy a high pressure washer and you will have to develop two extra arms, as you will need four hands to do the drying and polishing. Then you will do it exactly the same way as them 🤣

Cheers and thanks.