Lol, that is one thing I bloody hate. The accidental imbibing of too much coffee and that utterly weird jittery feeling of caffeine overload!
Sounds like a great thing though. It is one of my favourite pastimes to just chill with a good coffee and a chat and a watch of the world go by!
One must coffee quaff, but too much quaffing and one may pay the price.
Quaffing and laughing but never spaffing for that goes too far!
One should only spaff when spaffing is requested. Non-appropriate spaffing is the height of rudeness. So uncouth.
Truly it is an art form. One which has fallen by the wayside like so many things
There may be a spaff revival you know...If enough people spaff all over the place others may follow and ye olde days shall live again.
We may see a revival of the Gentleman Spaffers clubs!
Oh yes,not that would be splendid. The entry requirements are quite stiff though.