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We may see a revival of the Gentleman Spaffers clubs!

Oh yes,not that would be splendid. The entry requirements are quite stiff though.

Aha! Oh yes indeed! In fact it is quite hard to push your way in!

Lol. Indeed, it's often difficult to get into the right position, but once done, one slides right in.

And if any further trouble, a gentleman should never be without some WD-40 for extra smooth spaffery :OD

WD-40 solves all problems. It is known.

Its in my second side holster, never leave home without it