If you didn't take the pic yourself with your own arm and fingers attached then it's not a selfie. I didn't know until about 4 seconds ago that your profile pic wasn't a selfie but a (lovely) picture of you taken by a 3rd party (suspecting the "growing boy") and thus rendering it not a selfie.

Have checked your post and looks wonderful to me 🥛

As for that bridge and lunch, I think we'll leave it right there...

That's exactly what I did... It's as though you WERE there too? Uncanny 🤐