F is for Finger..

Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where just like Sesame Street we're teaching you the alphabet.. today's letter is F.. now I bet most of you would think that I would say F is for Fuck.. and it should. That's how I learned it. It was never a chair. It was a fucking chair. It wasn't a cup of coffee It was fucking coffee.. we weren't just children, we were... well you get the point..

But no, beings as it's Friday... and this is a Family show it stands for something much nicer... Finger.. or should I say fucking finger. Or is that only to be used as a verb?

Anyway.. Fantastic Friday Fucker..

Feace..