Question: Whatβs the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one?
Answer: The delivery.
What's your favourite Pizza Joke ? What's your Favourite Pizza ?
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My Favourite Pizza is the very simple Pizza Margherita (more commonly known in English as Margherita pizza) .... a typical Neapolitan pizza, made with San Marzano tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, fresh basil, salt, and extra-virgin olive oil.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza
Did you hear about the pizza place on the moon? π π π
Great pizza, but no atmosphere!
An original one
Why did the pizzamaker get arrested by the IRS?
A. He didnt proof his dough.
Ha ha β¦ great one !PIZZA
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How do you sleep after eating a whole pizza?
Very pizza-fully!
Ha ha β¦. I ate 1/2 a Large pizza last nightβ¦ so I slept half as pizza-fullyβ¦. I had a nightmare that the Montreal Canadians lost the hockey game β¦. !PIZZA
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What type of person doesnβt like pizza?
β¦.. A weir-dough.
Ha ha β¦ thatβs great. Lots of weir-doughs around here. !PIZZA
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Ha ha, those a some a Gouda pizza jokes. β¦. π§ π
What did the pepperoni say to the chef?
βYou wanna pizza me?β
Mmmβ¦ nothing like a da Good fellas a pizzeriaβ¦.
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Yum.
Pizza is my favouriteβ¦. π
One night at the Local Pizzeria I asked the waiter, βWill my pizza be long?β
βNo,β he said. βItβll be round.β
Ouch !
Ha ha β¦ excellente !PIZZA
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How do you get a musician away from your door?
.... pay them for the pizza.
apologies to any fellow musicians reading this. π±
and my fav pizza is a cooked pizza.
Itβs the same for all Artists in generalβ¦ although I never resorted to pizza delivery. Blogging was bad enough.
I resorted to pizza delivery... At least I got to eat a lot of pizza, drive around, and fingerdrum on the steering wheel etc. I like doing those things a lot.
Ha ha β¦ too funny. !PIZZA
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A couple of months ago, I got divorced from pizza. I happen to have a couple of slices of delicious sweet corn pizza. The two slices cost me a night of upset stomach and vomiting. Several days with nausea. Since that day, pizza and I have not been lovers. ! π«
Yikes β¦ it was probably the corn π½ and not the !PIZZA pizza π
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What a fabulous pizza. Please send mine own.
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Wow, thank you very much β¦ do you want some Pizza π ? I need a pizza joke.
I canβt wait to one day get over 1 Million comments on one postβ¦. that will be terrific. Good engagement too.
You like dirty jokes
Little boy fell in the pizza sauce
Haha, anyway here is a little pizza perversion video for you, https://www.proofofbrain.io/hive-150329/@leifasaur/pob-pizza-jokes-pizza-perversion
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