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No, but just wait till I tell the one about the, whoops. Never mind.

Yeah. I was thinking that. Not anymore though...

Right, so I see the problem here. I've written myself into a corner. Time to start over.

Start at the end this time.

Good idea but maybe in medias res instead?

Just remember to keep your composure, or whatever.

Never have I ever lost my composure, but I've kept my whatever every time. For what it's worth.

Scone?

Ice cream scone.

The best scone!

Do you traffic scone?

Once but then I was scone

Never heard anything like it.

Yeah you have.

That's a helluva story.

You weren't kidding.

You are a natural at stories.

So are you.