Happy Labor Day Everyone! I do not have any big plans. I have some hotdogs, limes, ice cold brewskis, and the sniffles so I am just going to self-isolate at home with the CORONA. Ba-Da-Bing...you see it is funny because by having the sniffles this most likely indicates infection with the severe acute respiratory infection coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2.) Limes are a popular garnish for the Mexican beer known as Corona so by mentioning the limes and brewskis in rapid succession this suggests a strong possibility that the beer involved in the day's festivities is actually Corona beer. By subsequently ending the comment with the words "just going to self-isolate at home with the CORONA" the reader is left with the delightful ambiguity regarding whether or not the writer is referring to the beer or his presumed SARS-CoV-2 infection.