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Dear Fate,

Honestly, don't know how to repay you. Sometimes you do, as they say in some parts, 'the rightie'.

I'll never forget looking out the train window and longing. It'd been raining furiously and they had trouble on the lines. I was slightly hungover from too much whiskey and something about dancing with Scottish police at midnight. But you'd know that.

My quantum time machine has been acting up lately

Have you tried kicking it?

Have you tried kicking it?

By golly, girl, that did the trick! See you back in the future. 😎