Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is New Year’s Eve!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
New Year’s Eve
As in,
I’m going to set my display to 1920x1080 tonight. That’s my New Year’s resolution.
I'm So Good at Puns
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!
Related Content:
- @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
- https://bit.ly/improvonpopin to join me on a gaming app where I host funny trivia on Sunday nights, and Spades, Hearts, and Liar’s dice on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday
OK, I've got one:
I was looking forward to New Year's Eve at Times Square, but they really dropped the ball this year...🥁
And so slowly! We watched the ball drop last night, and I didn't really realize how long a minute is!
They should cut it down to the final ten seconds 😂
Thank you! I'll see what I can come up with for this week's theme 😊
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Excuse me? I have been running this contest every week for over 7 years. You can go back through my peakd account and before that my steem account and see that this is my content. I don't know what you're trying to verify by getting me to send you a link to a mainstream social media site?
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Oh, also, if you want to meet me via video chat, I posted this in my Punday Monday: https://bit.ly/improvonpopin
You can find me on most Sunday evenings there and we can have a chat. (I missed last Sunday because I was sick, but I expect to be there this week. Tonight and tomorrow I won't be there because of the holiday.)
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