Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is flu!
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [2 HSBI for a valid entry, 2 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from @cmplxty:@theabsolute:@quinnertronics:@rentmoney
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
Quinnertronics!
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Flu
As in,
I have some good friends who are bad for me: Stu, Mack, Bug.
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I've always been kind of a germaphobe, ever since i was a kid back in the 90s and 2000s. Growing up, i couldn't help but to get very disturbed when anyone came down with the sickness.
Luckily, with a little alternative therapy i was eventually able to overcome my fear. My dad even honored the accomplishment by giving me a new medal.
Oh ah ah ah ah!
i just read this outloud 4 times to figure out what you were saying. ...i figured it out😎
...You said it
3 high school lads got together at a bar for beer and pizza after the quarantine orders are getting lifted. They met a lovely damsel and decided to approach her to impress her. They each took turn and told them their bravest experience.
Man A: I am a fighter pilot. I took part in various war efforts and survived.
Man B: I am an astronaut from NASA. I flew to outer space back in 2010 and survived.
Man C: I am a doctor. I had the the "FLU" working in the Infectious Disease Department during the height of COVID 19 and survived.
The lady got sick of the conversation and left. Guess who was the doctor attending to her that night?
One of the toughest parts about being sick is when your stomach joins in on the party. I had one illness a few years ago before where I couldn't keep anything in me. The stuff just flu right out of me from both ends!
Monday already, I don't know where the time goes, it feels like this week's competition just FLU by.
There was an onsite doctor at the last airport I went to. I was stopped from going on my trip after being checked on by the doctor. I asked, "What's the problem doc" and I was told by the DOC, "You got the flu and its terminal".
Nice one @rentmoney! It is PLANE to see that you should be this week's winner. I don't know if it will help but I'll put in a word with the punmaster to in-FLU-ence the outcome.
Lol nice!
Happy Labor Day Everyone! I do not have any big plans. I have some hotdogs, limes, ice cold brewskis, and the sniffles so I am just going to self-isolate at home with the CORONA. Ba-Da-Bing...you see it is funny because by having the sniffles this most likely indicates infection with the severe acute respiratory infection coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2.) Limes are a popular garnish for the Mexican beer known as Corona so by mentioning the limes and brewskis in rapid succession this suggests a strong possibility that the beer involved in the day's festivities is actually Corona beer. By subsequently ending the comment with the words "just going to self-isolate at home with the CORONA" the reader is left with the delightful ambiguity regarding whether or not the writer is referring to the beer or his presumed SARS-CoV-2 infection.
Bada BING
@rayius you should give this a try, great way to earn some Hive basic income units if you can come up with a good joke!
Haha! Thank you @cmplxty for the intro! Oh yes, I would really love to join in the fun! hahaha
Doesn't even need to be good!
Why did all the office workers get sick at the company retreat?
It was a con-flu-ence of things.
Nice to see you back DB! Maybe the office had a lot of those pesky "Experimental Gene Therapy-Hesitant " folks. My office did and it was hard to do any planning since you did not know who was going to show up each day. It was a very FLU-id situation.
Lol nice
My house always gets filled up with smoke from the chimney, but at least I won't get sick because the flue is blocked