Those pretty swirly pictures remind me of the view through a tumbler of whiskey, so I trust you are already doing excellently with number one. I've got my doubts about number five, because it seems to me that it would be too expensive for the folks hiring an audiobook reading voice to find one of those wonderful ones that seems to have pheromones that speak to you through the speaker. Instead, one of those cheesy heavy voices, causing a perfectly good fantasy to be dead. Dead and buried.

Anyway.

I wonder what otherbrandt's resolutions are this year. I'm thinking he dislikes tumblers, but probably is fond of latina girlfriends. I hope you two can come to some sort of agreement on this list.