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RE: Dadjokes and Winners of the OXYMORON contest!

I have 2 favorite dad jokes- unfortunately over the internet they are slightly difficult to convey.

What do you call an armless man in the ocean?

Bob(please envision me bobbing slightly up and down as I say this)

What is green and invisible?

This Melon (please envision me holding my arms towards you as if offering up a large watermelon for your consideration)


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gonna go to Rum......deez melons!


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