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RE: Breaking News: Porn is all Out of Ideas

in Proof of Brain3 years ago

“ Our analyst, Bento Phucktown, had researched the subject extensively resulting in him spending all the budget provided by our news organization on tissues and hand lotions, as well as developing the world's strongest arm. He explained that the porn industry is dying.”
Haha this made me laugh reAl hard ! Definitely following this account :)

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It is rather baffling that you find such disturbing news amusing. Bento hasn't been able to move his right arm for a week now, it was quite the effort to go through his sticky researchpaper.