If you're an asshole I'm a disposable F'ing menace.

Hey at least you got in on some of those handouts. I never will because of my pensions but they denied each of Pura's attempts because she has too much education. WTF?!

Had she lied on her forms and never admitted she graduated from two Ca universities and is now $XX,XXX indebted to student loans we'd probably be a couple grand richer each month and don't get me started on student loans!

😘 Buenos dias señora.