It is official ladies and gentlemen, well, gentlemen and other gentlemen, porn is out of creative ideas. It is now officially over, all the doctors, proctors, concocters, pilots of helicopters, as well as teachers, preachers, hair bleachers, and all kinds of creatures. engineers, construction workers, plumbers, pilots, masseurs, and every occupation from every nation has had its rotation in a facial compilation.

Everyone in porn now has had sex with everyone, lovers, brothers, mothers, plovers, drummers, clubbers, officers who are undercover, parodies of Chris Tucker, and Donald Glover, have all had sex with each other, above and under covers.

It seemed very impossible, but everything has been done, and it has been done everywhere, underwater, on land, and in the air. Every hole has been filled, even ones not meant to be filled, all thanks to Japanese Hentai. Now the only way to be surprised is by April's fool when the plumber actually fixes the sink.

Current Lawsuits

Many stepsisters have filed lawsuits against their stepbrothers after releasing tapes they had pinky promised not to release. Also, many organizations seem to be suing their employees for negligence and wasting of time.

Some parents have filed lawsuits against Innocent High, Fake Hospital, Fake Taxi, Fake Agents, Casting Agents, for failing to deliver promises made such as confidentiality, higher grades, lack of actual casting, and in the case of Fake Hospital, death due to failure of delivering actual treatment.

Many massage places are also currently in court to fight lawsuits due to them not only failing to fix back problems and muscle pain but actually increasing them.

Current Climate

Our reporter, Mai Pan Tsgone, revealed the industry is considering a move to phone porn games, however, there seems to be an issue with that proposition.

The problem with phone games is that you will be holding the phone with one hand, meaning the other hand won't be available to actually play the game. Either that or you will just be playing a phone game with your pants down.

Our analyst, Bento Phucktown, had researched the subject extensively resulting in him spending all the budget provided by our news organization on tissues and hand lotions, as well as developing the world's strongest arm. He explained that the porn industry is dying.

With streaming services like Netflix and HBO providing essentially the same type of content with higher production and people who can actually act, as well as Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Reddit, and Instagram being places with easy that supply essentially the same content, the porn industry will remain struggling with their aimed demographic will be confused teenagers struggling with their relationship with their parents and siblings.

What is the Future for Porn Stars?

Well, most porn stars seem to have accumulated enough experience to do anything they want. Porn star Johnny Sins was quoted

I have all the options open for me. The only question is what can't I do.

It seems that the porn star has already started applying for jobs with his headshots, as in pictures of his head, not the other thing.

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