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Sometimes I wish Marta were more loyal to me. Like the other day, the car parked next to ours had a real dirty windshield, so I wrote 🇹​​​​​🇭​​​​​🇮​​​​​🇸​​​​​ 🇨​​​​​🇦​​​​​🇷​​​​​ 🇱​​​​​🇴​​​​​🇴​​​​​🇰​​​​​🇸​​​​​ 🇱​​​​​🇮​​​​​🇰​​​​​🇪​​​​​ 🇦​​​​​ 🇫​​​​​🇦​​​​​🇷​​​​​🇹​​​​​ in the dirt. Later, I asked Marta if she thought it was a childish thing to do. She said, ‘Well, maybe.’ Man, whose side is she on, anyway?

_{- Jack Handey. Last Word, Omni Magazine, 1983}

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_{What is this?}