Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is mythology!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
mythology,
As in,
How did the god of the sun order his chicken? Well, he was a regular at the taco truck, so he’d just say his name, A Pollo.
I'm So Good at Puns
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My wife has a real knack for finding interesting things when we are roaming the markets in Europe. We were in Athens and there was a handbag vendor selling some unique treasures, and she threatened this tall, olive skin Greek goddess “hands off that purse bitch! Did you hear me Persephone? Get the phone off your ear before I knock your ass back to Sparta!”
Needless to say she wins most arguments, by brute force or sheer will. New York Italians.
How did Apollo call out for some of his fellow Gods....he yells, Hey, Zeus!"
The 1970s were an interesting time in cultural history. People were given intense nicknames due to their features. A woman with a well-kept and crafted hairdo would be heralded as a Goddess of Disco - indeed, one was named Afro-diety.
The gods of the land are angry but we gave them water to drink to calm them down
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