Some little facts about my country.

It's time for me to say some truth about my country.

It's only in Nigeria that two policemen would be sharing one gun.

It's only in Nigeria that you get 3 hours of light and 21 hours of darkness each day, and when the light exceeds 3 hours, you will begin to panic.

It's only in Nigeria that thieves pass through walls, they meet ritualist and native doctors to give them a high power.

It's only in Nigeria that whenever they bring the lights, all your weak appliances will blow up (chargers and extensions), because of high current.

We are always angry when other countries treat us anyhow, but we cause more problems for ourselves than other countries.

It's only in Nigeria that a minister claims to be a minister of light and electricity, whereas, he is the minister of darkness.

In Nigeria, whenever you call the police when there is a thief in your house, the first question that they will ask you is which type of gun the person carried (they promise to show up, but they never come).

People usually kill cows for human beings, but in Nigeria they kill human beings for cows.

It's only in Nigeria that you hear a boy rapping a girl in the church,(the girl above) only to find out that it was the pastor.

In Nigeria, if a policeman sees you driving a car, he will ask you for your drivers license, and when he sees that it's okay, he will arrest you because you don't have beards (they think that only people with beards can drive vehicles).

It's only in Nigeria that when you call firefighters immediately a fire is starting, they will arrive when the building is burnt to ashes.

In Nigeria, women beat their husbands, but the children beat their mothers.

It's only in Nigeria that people don't value you if you don't have money, but when you finally have the money, they start begging for mercy.

It's only in Nigeria that parents wish their children evil, and when their children succeed, they get angry, (most, not all).

It's only in Nigeria that during a burial people dance and are happy, just because of the jellof rice and chicken that would be shared after the burial.

It's only in Nigeria that people kill each other because of 50 naira cash. A painful incident recently occurred in Nigeria, as a policeman tried to stop a bus driver, and he started to turn the bus driver's steering wheel, (trying to make the driver to hold his brakes and stop driving). But the painful part of it all is that they ended up crashing into a woman's shop, and the woman and her daughter were killed instantly (she was a widow, and what she sold was only water to drink, that is to say that they struggle to survive). And when the public gathered to beat up the policeman, they found out that it was because of 50 naira cash that the bus driver refused to give the policeman. The policeman was wounded badly, but he was lucky to survive, as more policemen came to rescue him.
Pictures were taken from Google.