The last one is actually pretty epic! I get your problem haha and these days newer model laptop don't even have those card reader where you can just plug your SD card and good to-go. I hate that they remove that helpful feature.
Judging by these shots, you're good to go starting your new career as photographers😄
You're right, they don't, and I have cards going back 20+ years, including some old Sony Memory Sticks which I'm sure you won't remember....hang on, I've probably got memory cards OLDER than you!!! 😭😭😭😭 Thats it, I'm going back under my rock to sulk again lol ;-)