I always pluck the hair on my upper lip when it starts growing out all long and scraggly and unbecoming of the person I want to look like.
It looks so damn good on Junior, though.

I think if I had a beak I could totally pull it off.

But having a beak would complicate things, specifically activities such as eating, kissing, and wearing a mask the next time we have a pandemic or massive forest fires or tear gas at protests or heaven help us chemical warfare or who knows what the hell else we'll need masks for.

Don't roll your eyes at me, Junior. Just because you can't understand human problems doesn't mean you're above them. 'Sides, this is your planet we're trashing, too, lady. I wouldn't kill you to listen to a little NPR now and then.

Awww, I'm just kidding, Junior. You keep doing exactly what you're doing. Live in the moment, buddy. That's all we got anymore anyways.

At least we've still got that...

This is my entry for the #monomad challenge, held daily in the Black and White Community.
Give it a try some time before the end of the world.

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