stop me if you've heard this one before

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, theys and thems of all ages. The ride is about to begin.

At this time we ask that you turn your attention to the front of the cabin and pay close attention to the gesticulations of the attendant while the voice in your head (because where else would it be coming from) tells you what to do.

Please familiarize yourself with the locations of the Comfort Zones. They are located in the rear of the cabin, at the bottom of the bottle, in the past where you hid all those stupid mistakes, in the fridge, between the fibers of an eighth of a tab of acid, and underneath that crow. It is imperative that all writers remain clear of these Zones for the duration of the voyage. Failure to do so will result in a corrupted flight path and will bring us back to the same damn place and the same damn topics we always write about and I'm sorry to say but with the price of gas these days we can't afford to give refunds so, please. Don't fuck this up.

In the event of an emergency, leave this sentence blank.

Once the ride is in motion, an attendant will come around to collect your tickets and your pronouns. Please do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to verify pronouns by showing your genitals. We do not need proof, sir. Go back to your seat.

Please extinguish all tray tables and flail all limbs inside the cabin, particularly those holding lit cigarettes. Fasten your seatbelts and meatballs and do not attempt to exit the plane while it is in flight.

We sincerely hope you enjoy your trip.

Thank you for riding the Creative Brick Wall Express.

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This is my entry for the #monomad challenge, held daily in the Black and White Community.
Give it a try.

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