I could never be a snowbird.
Bo🖤
I grew up in a dry bland bright dusty concrete desert and didn't know what a season was.
Hell, living in paradise I didn't even know what a personality was.
It was just same same same every day same sunshine hurry don't talk to me eat fast food drive fast drive faster drive fast and die if it's raining.
Lorena🖤
Even if I get old and creaky and my bones hurt in the cold and pissing my pants isn't funny anymore it's just same same same every day same, I still want to stay for the snow.
Lorena🖤
I'll be in my nineties and Pilot will be in his thousands in dog years and we'll be wheeling around in the snow with my state-of-the-art mobility device outfitted with traction tires, and with palsied hands I'll still be using the same obsolete DSLR to take pictures of Bo and Lorena, who promised me the other day that they would live forever, or at least outlive me.
Bo🖤
Damn it I really love these birds.
Bo🖤
I mean, I really love them.
Bo🖤
Even when this bastard stealthpoops on my head and I don't realize it until hours later and have to wash it out in the sink because I don't have time to shower.
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Bo🖤
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Such fantastic pictures of this bird in flight; the snow falling from his talons! Amazing!
I really enjoyed your cheeky narrative, as well! Great job on this post!
Best wishes for Happiness, Health, and Prosperity in 2022!
Cheers!
Thanks so much!! Happy new year!
They look extra fancy in snowy weather.
Thy do! All underlit.
Aha that's what the bright snow does, no wonder they look so different.,
Yeah. It's still pretty gloomy out though so I can't get the super stop action without bumping the ISO way up (which I hate so don't do). So mostly slow crows.
AHEM:
God damn time-travelling plagiarists stealing my ideas and the story of my life!
Actually I've never read that book. Does it have corvids?
I don't remember. It's one of those novels with heavy Christian themes that I haven't read since I decided to become a heretic 15 years ago. I think it involves demon possession.
Eeeewwwwwwww well in that case tell those heavy christians that their raven demon feet look like fat chicken feet for me next time you time travel. If you do.