Artificial Intelligence

I'm not actually smart, you know.

Any semblance of intelligence you see is an illusion.
Smoke and mirrors.
A flurry of feathers and fluff and, POOF!
Suddenly one day I'm smart.

But I'm telling you, it's fake.
Looks like the real thing, though, doesn't it?
Here's the secret:

Implants.

Cost me a fortune.

It was a 42-hour surgery. The doctors worked in shifts.
Robot doctors, of course. Robots and androids.
YES they had to take breaks. You can't use your android for 42 hours straight without it overheating, can you?

I was out like a lightbulb. They put tubes in my orafices so I could eat and drink and piss and shit it all out while they turned my stupid smart.

Recover only took a week, just long enough for the stitches to heal.
I was super happy with the results.
Paid the bill with the credit card.
Then declared bankruptcy.
Credit was shit for a few years after that but the bank couldn't take my new smarts away from me.

Even if they were artificial.

Pretty intelligent move, if you ask me.

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This is my AI-free entry for the #monomad challenge, held daily in the Black and White Community.
Give it a try.

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