Mayday! Mayday! Bail Out Now!

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I want off this planet. I don't know who thought it would be a good idea to put the inmates in charge of the asylum but they're having a grand ol' time... I broke out the towel a while back but right now ain't a good time to an intergalactic hitchhiker.

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These yahoos were jumping out of perfectly good aircraft! Can't say that I blame them, that pilot just kept flying in circles. "To hell with y'all, they've got bourbon down there!"

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Seems they may have been drinking beforehand, there were plenty of drier places to land and the Ohio River is coooold this time of year. Speaking of getting gassed and then jumping out of planes, I was informed by a friend once that marijuana and HALO (high altitude low opening) jumps don't mix. Seems firing one up and then pre-breathing oxygen impairs functioning a bit...

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One way or another, these guys were high. As much smoke as they're giving off, Cheech and Chong better be in there somewhere. They may be show-offs but I think they've got the right idea, anyways, time for me to split.

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Y'all be good or be good at it!

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Your photos are just great. And the story made me laugh out loud 😂

Thanks! Hey, there's something that squirrels are actually good for!

Hahahaja. I actually like them. But of course I haven't had that kind of pest problems.

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